There's an old saying (is it an old saying? Or did my friend just make it up?) that you don't seek adventures, they find you. That seems to happen most often when you take taxis in Athens.
Before any of this will make sense, a general overview of cabs in Athens: Taxis are incredibly inexpensive. The minimum fare is 1.20 euro and it doesn't go up very quickly from there, so the average fare ends u
p being something like 3.50 or so. This means that the drivers don't make very much money, so to increase their profit, they'll take multiple passengers with slightly different destinations at the same time, and will turn you down if they don't feel like going where you want to go, particularly if the distance is too short to make it worth their time. This refusal happens more frequently than not, which explains why one of the first phrases we learned in Modern Greek 101 was
"περιμένω ταξί"-- I wait for a taxi.
To catch a cab, you either find one with the light on, which means it is completely empty, or hail one that's already carrying a passenger and yell out the name of the area of the city you want as the driver cracks the window and slows down slightly. If the driver's already headed in that direction, or if he decides that you look like enough of a tourist that he can probably take you on a more expensive and roundabout route, he'll stop and make the other passenger scoot over to make room for you. This works because Greeks aren't very into the idea of personal space or privacy, which is what makes the trips so interesting. Greeks love to ask you questions, even those that at first seem a bit personal, like grinning and pointing to your belly before hollering, "PREGNANT?? BABY???" (No, sir, no baby. And I am officially never wearing this shirt again.)
Every time you get in a cab, the driver will ask you where you're from, what you're doing in Athens, and how you feel about Obama. (Hint: an enthusiastic response here is definitely the correct answer, and the fastest way to make new friends. The Greeks love Obama.) The old man you're sharing the cab with will then chime in with his opinions on American Politics in a combination of Greek and broken English, and then he'll ask you something like why Americans are so fat, or whether or not I know his cousins from New Jersey.
On Monday, I fell and turned my ankle about a block into the 30 minute entirely uphill trek home, so I decided that although it wasn't too bad, I should probably catch a taxi home rather than walking the entire way on my ankle. (Turns out that was a good plan, since it's still a bit sore now, on Thursday!) I hailed a cab, which already had a middle-aged woman in it, and we were off for Kolonaki. After the ritual conversation about where I was from, the woman explained that she was from Georgia-- Russian Georgia, not the American state. She seemed very pleased that Bush had gotten very drunk with their President on his most recent visit. All went well until we approached my street, which the driver had not heard of, and is one-way and difficult to reach. After compromising on an alternate drop-off point several blocks from my apartment, I went to pay, which is done by mentally calculating the difference between the fare when you got in and the fare when you exit. After arguing over the fact that I only had 10 euro bills and the fare was 3 euro, (a conversation in which the Georgian woman participated heatedly) I gave him 2 euro in change culled from my jacket and the grungy bottom of my backpack and was on my merry way.
Yesterday, I decided that it was probably finally time to do my laundry, as upon investigation of my empty underwear drawer, I forced to wear a bikini bottom instead. This was after I had accumulated about a month's worth of dirty clothes due to a combination of travelling and dreading the long walk to and from the school to do my laundry. (School is the only practical place to do laundry, because although the washers take 2 hours to get clothes somewhat clean and the washers take 3 hours to get the laundry from wet to moist, it's free. There are no self-service laundromats here, and laundry service starts at 10 euro a kilo, which is about 2.2 pounds-- and the average load of laundry is 8 pounds. You do the math.) Since my ankle was still a bit sore, I decided to get a cab to and from school, as the 6 euro fare to school and back was still much better than paying to get it done.
(I forgot to mention the final option for laundry--doing it in the bathtub. I tried this once, and it was a horrific experience I vowed to never attempt again, even before it took four days for my underwear to dry hanging out the window, at which point two pairs had disappeared forever onto the street below. I have a new-found appreciation for both pioneer women and my trusty American Maytag.)
After wrestling my enormous body-bag sized duffel of laundry into the cab, I asked the drier to take me to the
Panathenaic Stadium Kallimarmaro, which is right next to my school. The driver had no idea where this was, which is mind-boggling, because it is enormous and a major Athenian landmark. Things only got better after he picked up another old man (who barely fit in the backseat with my duffel) , who helped me tell the driver where the stadium was--after, of course, explaining where I was from and what I was doing in Greece, and that yes, I was aware that I had a large zit, but no, it was not a disease, although that's very interesting that it looked just like that when your sister had impetigo.
Well, it looks like I won't have time to detail the trip back, because I have to eat lunch and do my Greek homework (yes, mom and dad, I actually have homework), but it involved a crazy woman who claimed to speak Italian and Egyptian and a scenic tour of the entire southeastern corner of Athens... when I was trying to get to the Northeastern corner. Stay tuned.